The
great thing about going sledding with my family is really something i
should have known before I went, but refused to think about. As I hoped
for a fun family day that you would see on the movies, perhaps in slow
motion...or fast motion, with a great soundtrack. Snowballs being
thrown, wrestling kids and parents in the snow, laughter and lots of
hugs!! Instead, this is what I learned, Wesley will take down any kid,
anytime, anywhere with a battle of obscenities (child sized) and vulgar
language (kids version)! DO NOT, I repeat, do not get in Wesley's way
when he wants to go down the hill. Mind you, there are only a couple
hundred kids wanting to use the hill, but as Wesley enters, sound the
trumpets children, big and small! Royalty has presented itself! "Move
away peasants, the hill has become my own!"
We have taken Wesley
sledding ONCE when he was 3 years old so I had no clue what was about to
happen...(and the girls have NEVER been sledding at all!) Maybe it was the
fact that the evening before he had gone sledding with a friend, so he now
considered himself a professional of sorts, but every step back up the
hill each time was a conversation of aggravations and irritations of all the
people that refused to move out of the way for the King of the Hill! And
while on top the hill, the wait was even worse! Wesley carried on
about how people were being jerks and not making a path for him to go
down.
I don't get why! Out of the hundreds of people that were there,
they should have seen him! There was an obvious glow about his
head. Surely they saw the shining, shimmering crown, not to mention the
halo beaming with a heavenly glow.!!! Why on earth, they didn't move out
of the way, I will never figure out~
As my sweet, kind, loving son who
does no wrong waited. But as I sat and watched him go down, from the
top of the hill... I saw it finally happen, all that built up tension
has now become a grenade of arm flailing and dangerous words spewed out
of the mouth of an 8 year old boy! As if the arm flailing wasn't enough,
from where I was standing, I also saw an enormous amount of "SNOW TUBE
bouncing" , meaning he was smashing the tube over and over again on the
ground in his fury of rage! As his mother, what can I do from a
distance but laugh, but I did feel sorry for the 3 year old that Wesley
gave it to! That toddler got a piece of his mind!
ALL in ALL, it was a
gloriously snowy fun filled afternoon. I probably should have made
Wesley apologize to the small child that he blasted with angry words, but I
opted to make fun of Wesley instead. He LOVES that ;-)
That's punishment enough!
(for the record: wesley wasnt actually using vulgar language. haha!)
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4 comments:
ha! this is cracking me up! i love it. wesley knows whats up!
hee hee! yep. indeed he does =)
hahahaha, love it! looks like so much fun. I've been praying for snow so I can take my little guy sledding, but no such luck.
aw, yep it was fun except for my baby girls fingers freezing! and of course the rants and raves by my son! =) made for some good laughs though! for sure.
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